March 2012
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Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
February 2012
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nicki Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Jason Derulo: JASSSSOOOONNNN DEEERRRULLLOOOO
Me: *turns off radio*
When you love someone, it’s worth fighting for, no matter what the odds.
– Aria, Pretty Little Liars (via misssarruh)
Ellen Degeneres for President.
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Baby I'm the best so you can't do better.
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If someone asks me how I like to spend my Friday nights I’ll tell them, “Oh you know! Curled up in my blankie while eating milk and Oreos as I watch Criminal Minds.”
me: i'm so over him
him: hi
me: kidding
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"You can't expect to delete someone off your...
-Kimmy Ngo
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
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She Will Be Loved.
That awkward moment when someone uses the phrase,...